Thursday, January 18, 2007

Lazy blogging - you do the work.

Seeing as I'm a biteen sick and can't muster up the energy to blog, here's an old picture of me I found. Your job is to caption it. The best I've got so far is "Minky looking young lad standing in rural location with jacket over his head attempts to control football", but I'm looking for something a bit snappier. Something like "Cuntheaded child kicks the cunt out of cunting ball", or some such.


Annie Rhiannon blathered this crap:

You can't be so sick that you can't blog, surely? Truculent Horse said last week that she was "too sick to blog". Or maybe it's like being drunk and blogging, you say all kinds of things you don't mean.

Well, get well soon.

Kav blathered this crap:

Ah, duly noted. I changed the title to "Can't be arsed blogging".

jali blathered this crap:

Look at sick time as the opportunity to watch wonderful daytime television. (I watch all the stupid judge shows all day whenever I'm sick)

What's the standard weekday TV fare where you are?

Hope you feel better soon.

(Poor Linzie)

purplestew blathered this crap:

eh...suck it up princess.

Kim Ayres blathered this crap:

"Help! There's an alien lifeform trying to suck the fluff out my bellybutton!"

Jagd Kunst blathered this crap:

"Waiting for his ball to drop."

That's one gargantuan teste there.

Mairéad blathered this crap:

"Look no hands - and no hata either!!"
Hope you're better soon, Kav.

looby blathered this crap:

Galway Boy Rejected By Parents as Mystery Growth Baffles Dublin Doctors.

Sassy Sundry blathered this crap:

Young boy confused by alien life form flying out of his body.

ill man blathered this crap:

"Ha! I Taught That Prick Blaine All He Knows"

"Jackets On Yer Heids Lads!" Yet Another Schoolboy Fashion Statement That Failed To Take Off

"Galway Schoolboy Lands On Moon: Plays Keepie Uppy"

Melissa blathered this crap:

Oddly jacketed young man stares blank-faced just before ball slams into nuts. Side step, boy! Side step!

Wait. Is that just hovering there?

Local boy unleashes telekinetic power on hapless soccer ball.

Eddie Waring blathered this crap:

Last weeks "Spot The Ball". Won by Mr. Ranjit Patel of Bradford.

Fat Sparrow blathered this crap:

"Eminem -- Not the only sad white bastard in a tracksuit."

"I'm the kind of sorry fecker that wears sunglasses, even though there's no sun in Ireland."

"I may not be ugly, but me ma still dresses me funny."

"Erection? What erection?"

The Hangar Queen blathered this crap:

"Then this one tin whistle camp..."

Kav blathered this crap:

Great stuff everyone. I particularly laughed at Devin's "Then this one tin whistle camp..." and Eddie's "Last weeks "Spot The Ball". Won by Mr. Ranjit Patel of Bradford."

They were funny because they were true.

Old Knudsen blathered this crap:

Kav has one big white ball!

Rambling Man blathered this crap:

soccer playing youth models latest line in vagina look-a-like tracksuit tops !

whyioughtta blathered this crap:

"They said I might get hairy palms, but nobody ever said nothin' about this !

The Blended Mole blathered this crap:

"My ball's about to drop"

fatmammycat blathered this crap:

Ichabod Kav laughed as he played with the hessian. 'Fuck you ya geman twat' he screamed gleefuly, forgetting for a moment he was standing up to his shins in muck.

Kav blathered this crap:

You folks and your madcapcaptions. Splendid.

Sid Trotter blathered this crap:

Boy kicking ball kicks up a goat in a tea cup!!!

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