Christmas approachesAnd I'm stuck in cunting work. Fuck this for a lark.
Kav blathered this bollocks at
No, I'm not bitter at all that I should be lounging at home with nowt but a pair dirty tracksuit bottoms on. I'm not bitter that I have been forced to carry out the most repetitive, irritating tasks known to chimp. Not I.
What? You're trying to see which of the Chrissy lights are woring too? Fuck's sake.
3 separate thoughts, dear. 3 separate thoughts. You got the seasonal reference in though. Here, my dear. Let me show you how it's done:ahem.Kav's blog is quite blueThe sticky hands of children...Fleeting DecemberThank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Too many cookies, cake, and sugary treats. OuchI feel like a cow.
what a load of shiteI am so full of the hornI am off to wank.
devin: speaking of which, I had to spend two hours at the weekend tracing a rogue broken bulb...pain in the hole! plimco: Say whaaaaaaaaaat? I've never heard that a haiku must be composed of three separate thoughts. Is that true? sassy and old knudsen: Splendid efforts. The Tuesday haiku is here to stay.
Sigh. So much to learn... Are you going to make me quote Miriam Webster to you? DON'T MAKE ME BRING OUT THE MIRIAM ON YOUR ASS!!!Yes. 3 separate, unconnected thoughts. One seasonal reference. 5, 7, 5. Wala! Haiku. Unless you're Japanese. Then you can get away with whatever the hell you want...
Fair enough, but there's a rule that I have too, and it goes: fuck that shite. My haikus will be as disconnected as my thoughts. Will you still be my friend? Yarf.
Haiku is so fashionable in the blogosphere now. You're not allowed to have a blog unless you list "Haiku" as one of your hobbies, I heard.
Ah fuck Annie, now it's ruined for me.
The Kinseally thief Gave everything to himself Not like Santa then?My first Haiku ever - be kind!!I tried to be topical and seasonal.(For the non-Irish - "Kinseally thief" = Charles J. Haughey in the news bigtime again today in Ireland on the publication of a report into his naughtiness).
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