Thursday, October 26, 2006

Cock-hungry cumsluts

One of the lads at work brought some impressive sausages back from his recent trip to Poland, so naturally, we had to enact some porno scenes with them.


I must say, they were delicious.

BTW, I'm still up for some questions, if any of you can be arsed.



Update: FUCK BLOGGER.

Free piece of shit. I can't read anyone's blog.

29 Comments:

Cindy-Lou blathered this crap:

Well, if the umbrella left any doubt in my mind, these pictures just cleared it up.

Kav blathered this crap:

Admit it. You came.

Fat Sparrow blathered this crap:

What, no arse shots?

And how come you didn't ask "Do these sausages make me look gay?"

Laurie blathered this crap:

I want a sausage =(

*pouting*

Kav blathered this crap:

FS: Not this time. Be good and I'll see what I can do.

I was trying to play down the gay angle; after the last post, if you didn't know me too well, you might begin to wonder. Cindy-Lou ousted me immediately though. Bah

laurie: You know you can, ahem, help yourself to my sausage.

Rob7534 blathered this crap:

Now we're talking! These will provide MONTHS of masturbatory material!

NuggetMaven blathered this crap:

Show me the money (shot)!

Conan Drumm blathered this crap:

Ok, so you started with the stringy Polish stuff... when do we get to see some real chorizo or salami action? And don't pretend you haven't being playing around with some black pudding!*


*I'll let you explain black puddin' to non-Irish readers!

Taihae blathered this crap:

First time visitor and you already made me all tingly in my soft girly naughty bits. right click and save, baby.

Fat Sparrow blathered this crap:

Blogger was down doing "maintenance," Kav. You get what you pay for. Although I have no idea why their system goes down when they clean their toilets. Must be an IT thing. Spouse Sparrow was bitching about it all afternoon, too.

Steph blathered this crap:

Blogger is a cunt.
Beta Blogger is a fucking bigger cunt!
I've been trying for the last twenty minutes to comment here. Christ on a bike, I'm exhausted!

Firstly, do you know how many dirty feckers are gonna come to your blog with a title like that?

And secondly, here's a question for ya. What the hell is "corbed". Over there on your blogroll? Spill.

Summer blathered this crap:

Wow, your sausage looks GREAT!

duckie blathered this crap:

I'm with Cindy. First the unbrella and now this! You've gone from straight to mega gay in 2 days. what happened to you man? What happened?

duckie blathered this crap:

um, I just made up a cool word if you didn't notice. Unbrella. When you don't have an umbrella you are said to be unbrella.

Kav blathered this crap:

rob7534: Welcome along. You haven't even seen the good stuff yet.

nuggetmaven: Hello to you too. I'm afraid you have to pay me a subscription fee for that sort of stuff.

conan: Do you know what's lovely, and we don't have it in Ireland at all? Fruit pudding. I think I even prefer it to black pudding...salivation.

taihae: A warm welcome to you too. Be good with that image now. Don't defile me.

FS: Thanks for the info. You are indeed the oracle.

steph: My sentiments exactly, my friend. And holy crap, I didn't think of that....I should come up on some interesting Google searches over the next while...

And as for "corbed"....it's a local expression from my hometown, commonly used by us in the early to mid-90's, and basically all it means is "caught". Were you hoping for something juicier?

summer: Why thank you! It was delicious.

duckie: Don't worry, there's some seriously hetero shit coming up soon. And anyway, two posts does not a gayer make. You have to take classes and stuff, do you not?

Unbrella. Good job. This is how the English language progresses, you know.

Old Knudsen blathered this crap:

So thats what you get paid to do.

Do you swallow or spit the sausage?
How many languages do you speak?
Ever seen a grown man naked?

Wagers may depend on this next answer, who would win in a fight between a Lemur and a Panda?

The Swearing Lady blathered this crap:

Question: Why has your sausage got dandruff?

Kav blathered this crap:

old knudsen: I am in trouble these days. I've fallen behind. Bigtime.

Swallow, of course. I ain't gonna waste food. I speak English (badly), Irish (badly) and French (atrociously). I'm also currently learning Spanish via my daughter. Muzzy el Grande!

A panda would be the clear favourite. Despite their docike nature, those fuckers have some serious claws.

Swearing Lady, I haven't a fucking clue what you're on about, but sure you're lovely anyway.

The Swearing Lady blathered this crap:

LOOK AT THE LAST PICTURE, FOR FUCK'S DAMMIT FUCKSSAKE.

I'm wasted on you, Kav. I really am.

Kav blathered this crap:

Ah. I guessed that might've been what you were talking about, but I wanted to play the thicko. Socratic irony, it's called.

That's my colleague, and when I asked him if I could post him on t'internet, he said "only if you shpray me with dandruff".

Fat Sparrow blathered this crap:

Hahahaha, Kav, I love it when you make The Swearing Lady go all psycho. You'd think your name was Bertie, or something.

And never mind all that anyway. I have something far more important to talk about. Is that a purple fucking shirt and tie you are wearing there?! If that is a purple shirt and tie, and not just the colors on my monitor, you my friend, are living in a river in Egypt when you put up disclaimers about that whole gay thing.

Kav blathered this crap:

It's not purple. It's lilac. and I never put up any disclaimers about that whole gay thing. I'm comfortable in my sexuality.

*kisses all the women and squeezes your chesticles*

Crystal blathered this crap:

i love the cocknballs snowflake

feckin classy...

Conan Drumm blathered this crap:

Jayz kav, you seem to have come over every logo in the office, could your colleague not swallow, for god's sake!

That lilac shirt is a very cunning ploy for pulling birds... they never think you're hetero until it's too late, right?

Annie Rhiannon blathered this crap:

Off topic: What does "corbed" mean?

Kim Ayres blathered this crap:

I've been happily married for over 11 years, but these pictures make me question all that...

Tom Gaylord blathered this crap:

my kinda party!

Fat Sparrow blathered this crap:

"It's not purple. It's lilac. and I never put up any disclaimers about that whole gay thing. I'm comfortable in my sexuality.

*kisses all the women and squeezes your chesticles*
"

"Lilac"? :::snorts::: Gayer. Right, I'll give you this round, just 'cause you snogged me and felt me up (I am so easy), but if you start wearing a tie for a belt we'll all know the truth.

Kav blathered this crap:

Crystal: Welcome to thee. You know, I never even did that intentionally - well spotted.

conan: Roffle. Yeah, the old switcheroo at the last minute works a treat. Almost as good as the shocker.

annie: Welcome to t'blonk. I find it amusing that two people asked me this in one post, which is why I shall now laugh: ho ho ho. Anyway, I refer you to my response to steph above:

And as for "corbed"....it's a local expression from my hometown, commonly used by us in the early to mid-90's, and basically all it means is "caught". Were you hoping for something juicier?

kim: I understand. I have that effect on everyone. Wait till you see my movies.

tom: I was wondering when you'd show up. Please don't photoshop me.

FS: You better know I was gaying up my response on purpose. Honestly, you Americans....whooosh, as Twenty wrote recently.