I bought Blonde on Blonde to give you a chance,
but several listens have not changed my stance;
although you're something of a poet
you just can't sing a fucking no-et,
so you've given more fuel for my rants.
You're worshipped like a deity by many a dad,
and they'll say "this is sacrilege" and call for my lad
to be lopped off and nailed
to a tree, or be jailed,
but if you ask me, they've all just been had.
The voice of a generation you may've been,
but to me you're all groaning and spleen.
Your words are just great
but I can't help but hate
your voice - you shouldn't be heard, only seen.
A shit cadence to the rhyming, admitted, but I think it makes my point. If you disagree with me, then why are the covers of his songs invariably better than the originals? Eh? Eh? No matter what you say, I'll just respond with "All along the watchtower".
No, not the U2 version, fucker.
In other news, I urge you to try these:
I salivate just looking at the packaging.
Enjoy your weekend.