Monday, September 04, 2006

Beta Blockers for Beta Blogger?

Did you know that "Electronic Service Point Technician" is Cuntish for "I operate a cash register"?

Seriously. We had this CV in from this hopeful fucker, a guy who worked in a supermarket. Nothing wrong with that line of work, but tarting up your words won't hide the fact that your IT experience is slightly less than satisfactory. God loves a trier and all, but I fucking don't. Not when there's 96 of these fucking things to read, and finding someone good is about as likely as finding a nugget of gold in my son's nappy*.

I speak Cuntish too, you see. In fact, my degree is in Cuntology, so I can see a time-wasting cunt from a mile off.

In other news, I've lost the will to blog. I've almost accepted the fact that I've probably lost my already scant readership** as a result of switching to the dark side. Curse you, Beta-Blogger. Still, I don't mind starting again from scratch. God loves a trier, right?

diaper, for Jeebus' sake.

**though I am humbled and honoured that you guys take the time to come here


summerblogger blathered this crap:

I'm feeble minded and I don't speak your language. You need to spell it out for the slow folks.

1) Are you quitting blogging?

2) Are you just quitting this blog and getting a new blog?

3) Will you tell anyone about your new blog? (Disregard if question number one is 'yes')

DrM2B blathered this crap:


U can not quit on us!....How will I get my UK fix?!??!?! Okay,....I'll make you a deal...find me a scottish hottie who will do me while wearing his kilt.....& THEN ....U can qut...

Until then??....Get bloggin biotch!

Kav blathered this crap:


1) No, I'm happy to be addicted.

2) Possibly. Does that terrify you?

3) Only the people I like.

drm: I'll do my best. What's wrong with Irish guys though? I've got plenty of single friends.

DrM2B blathered this crap:

LOL....Im sooooo sorry to leave U out!.....for the record my defense....I did start the statement .......MY UK FIX!...

please accept my apologies.... I confess.....kilt, accent, hottie....Im there!.....Irish, scottish....po-ta-toe....po-taw-toe!