Tuesday, August 29, 2006


Check my shit. I know, I look like Tim Westwood's retarded stepbrother - I'm just fucking around with the "gang" signs. I realise that I would be immediately killed upon entering American airspace with that bullshit going on. My W's are for Wanker, not Westside.

Anyway, what do you think of the top I'm wearing?

Nothing special, just an average top, right?


Check out this shit:

God, I can feel the jealousy of a million nerds around the world seeping through my computer screen.

That's right, geeky bastards: Microsoft paid us a visit to show us "the future for integrated operating systems". We got a demo of Vista, among some other shit, and I got given this top for asking an "interesting question". You don't even want to know what the question was, but I'll tell you one thing: it wasn't interesting. They were just desperate for some input.

I'm thinking of auctioning it on eBay. I'm convinced that some nerdy bastard somewhere would pay top dollar for clothing with the Microsoft logo embroidered on it.

I think I'll start the bidding at....

One MILLION dollars.


Steph blathered this crap:

I'm convinced the IT geeks will rule the world one day, that's why I'm uber nice to the geeky dudes at work. They let me get away with so much, I think they'd even let me download porn.

Oh yeah, nothing screams " NERD " like a Microsoftcock t-shirt. Well done yaself!

duckie blathered this crap:

I'll give you $5 (american) to wipe your ass with it and then set it on fire!!!!!!

- Steve Jobs

Kav blathered this crap:

steph: God, that must be like a (moist) dream come true for them. Most girls I know treat them with the contempt that any sweaty, pore-clogged, Linux-lovin anorak deserves.

duckie: I'll see your ass-wiping flame-fest and raise you a bladder full of piss to put the flames out.

Paul Allen (the Andrew Ridgely of Microsoft)

Howard blathered this crap:

At first, I was like NICE shirt! And then you turned around and should the shirt's ass -- oops, I mean, arse.

And I hope you don't start using Vista at this time. I've heard it's buggier than the American South in the middle of August.

Summer blathered this crap:

Seriously, I married a nerd. I'm all about them. They make the world go round.

I'll buy it from you. Cut the bottom half off, turn it into a mini-skirt. Sleeves cut off to use for legwarmers or thighhighs. Wear the rest as a top. Then, I'd be a nerd magnet!

The Swearing Lady blathered this crap: